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Just for Grins...or Laughs! Military Humor, Army Jokes, etc ...
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Iraq Motorcycle Trickster
Iraq's not a place for the faint of heart...witness this citizen throw caution to the wind on a motorcycle...
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Miss France
Miss France has a little soccer player in her...
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USS New York
Here SHE is, The USS New York (LPD 21), made from the World Trade Center !
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A Game of Chicken
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS:
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Jeep Stuck in the Mud
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside.
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Army/Navy Football Game Delayed
West Point (NY) -- Army football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown powdery white substance on the practice field.
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Rules for Pilots
About Pilots: 1. As an aviator in flight you can do anything you want... As long as it's right... And we'll let you know if it's right after you get down.
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Fighter Pilot Jokes
Fighter Pilot Jokes Q. How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over? A. He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?"
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Real Army Leaders
REAL Army Leaders: Can cuss for a full ten minutes without ever repeating a word. Can remember when there were real NCOs.
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Practical joke on his ex-girlfriend
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
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Recruiting any and all pilots
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.
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Three Day Pass
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass...
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U-2 Aircraft Carrier Operations
Attempts to operate the U-2 from Navy carrier decks. The idea started in the late 1950s when the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was looking for a way to overcome the range limitations of the U-2...
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Fighter Pilot
ENVY IS A TERRIBLE THING
The world's best navigator died and went to heaven and St. Peter said; "Welcome to heaven my son, you have been the best navigator in the world and have done wonderful things for your friends, family, and country your whole life"
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AMAZING Picture taken with 18,000 Officers and Enlisted Men - 1918
During the WWI years, Arthur S. Mole and John D. Thomas made some incredible human pictures by using thousands of sailors or soldiers in uniform to create images. The above depicting the Statue of Liberty, was photographed on the prade grounds at Camp Dodge using 18,000 Officers and Enlisted men in August of 1918. Colonel William Newman was camp commander at the time.
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A Deadbeat in a Bar
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it."
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A Cowgirl Joke
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
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An atheist in the woods...
An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! He said to himself.
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A dark, stormy, night ...
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk.
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The trip to the rifle range
The trip to the rifle range had been canceled At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned.
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Military Life Insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits he advised.
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Army Cadet
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."
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Joining the Army
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office.
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Military Language
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, take the simple phrase "secure the building".
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Daddy is Going to War - True Story
During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher, was holding on to my leg and pleading with me not to leave.
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Mid-Air Refueling
During a commercial airline flight a Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
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Birds and the Bees
A Sergeant asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
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